SUZIEQUE AND THE FAT FARM

Well folks, this one takes the cake - pardon the pun. One nightmare after another. Here goes:1. My assigned roommate has serious hygiene & Oscar Madison type problems. Took 3 days to get moved to another room (I threatened not to pay which got results). Couldn't just leave cos of the Noreaster. Am in Vermont. Mucho snow.2. New lovely room has NO INTERNET access, even though promised and then was told it would take 2 weeks to install. Am on a public PC in a den area right now.3. Some moron in serious need of help tried to bite my head off because I smiled at her. Yup, I kid you not. She asked what was wrong with me and told me I had the phoniest smile she'd ever seen. Anyone here spell L-I-T-H-I-U-M I-M-B-A-L-A-N-C-E??4. I would've left by now EXCEPT the idiots here don't maintain the grounds in/near the condos I'm staying in and I bottomed my car driving slowly up the steep hill to my room. Think exaust pipe leading to muffler needs to be bolted back into place. Hoping its that minor. No auto repair shops are open on Sunday. Hoping to hook up with honest (does such a thing exist?) repair guy tmow. Oh also was screamed at by staff intern when I used hotel car,quit smoking, even though I have a letter saying this was okay, by the head cheese who works here.I guess when you add it all up, I am NOT as sick and twisted as I thought I was - this place has many fine candidates for the looney bin. And no,stop smoking, I haven't smoked.P.S. I may have lost a few ounces.