The world's shortest Fairy Tale in history....

World's Shortest Fairy TaleOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"The girl said, "NO!"And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping,drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex withwhomever she pleased, did whatever the hell she wanted,quit smoking, never argued, didn'tget fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, and had allthe hot water to herself . She watched chick flicks, never football, neverwore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, nevercried or yelled,smoking cessation, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore,and farted all the time. Oh yeah!